What he thinks during labour

What he thinks during labour

You're not the only one with a thousand thoughts going through your head during birth. Your partner's mind will be racing with all sorts. As long as he keeps it to himself, everything should be fine. Here's what we think he's thinking...

How long is this going to last?

Seems easy, I might go get a magazine.

At this rate I could watch some Netflix box sets.

Ow! My hand!

Shit. Please tell me this isn't going to go on for 24 hours.

Haha, I'll see when she pees herself.

I'll say something funny when she pees.

I definitely won't say a thing when she pees.

I wonder if she'll mind if I go have a snooze.

Anyone got coffee?

Maybe I should call my mom to let her know how it's going

Okay, maybe not.

Oh god, I don't know if I can do this.

Why did I think this was a good idea?

Oh man I'm tired.

Maybe I could get myself a pillow.

I wonder if I can sit down? My legs are tired.

Hey, I was only asking!

Oh god it's happening.

Goodbye sex.

I think I might faint.

This is disturbing.

She is a hero.

Yes! Here we go....

What did your partner think during childbirth?

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